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	<title>Kakahead &#187; Hyram C. Gilmore</title>
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	<description>Silly and Not So Silly Stuff for Children of All Ages.  All written content copyright © 2010 by Kakahead.com.  Unauthorized use prohibited.</description>
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		<title>The Hatchlings Are Washed And Crinkly, featuring The Educated Fish</title>
		<link>http://kakahead.com/2010/07/16/the-hatchlings-are-washed-and-crinkly-featuring-the-educated-fish/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jul 2010 03:22:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hyram C. Gilmore</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Happy Friday!!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pure Silliness]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hello Dust Flingers,
This is to inform none of you that all new banana recipes should be turned in to the Front Sniffing Room before 12:47 p.m. on Tuesday, August 72, 19127.
None of you may remember the hatchling song; the words of which were &#8220;stolen&#8221; by Gus Parbnackle during the second Coat Hanger Revolt of 1924.
This [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Friendly Letter For Friends Who Are Friendly</title>
		<link>http://kakahead.com/2010/02/19/a-friendly-letter-for-friends-who-are-friendly/</link>
		<comments>http://kakahead.com/2010/02/19/a-friendly-letter-for-friends-who-are-friendly/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 01:27:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hyram C. Gilmore</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Happy Friday!!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hi Folks!
There is only one TRUE way to impress your friends with warmth and love, and that is by sending the following letter to all of them on Valentine&#8217;s Day or something.  So, since this I am writing this &#8220;Happy Friday&#8221; to all of you, my dear, wonderful friends, please take a minute to be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Valentine</title>
		<link>http://kakahead.com/2010/02/12/dear-valentine-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 04:34:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hyram C. Gilmore</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Happy Friday!!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Friends,
With the coming of Valentine’s Day this Sunday, I can’t help but reflect on the love I have been so fortunate to enjoy.  For example:  we have our grandson visiting this weekend.   What does that have to do with Valentine’s Day?
EVERYTHING.
I mean, think about it:  I officially began dating my beautiful girlfriend (wife) on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Please Have A Happy Merry And A Joyful Wonderful</title>
		<link>http://kakahead.com/2009/12/18/please-have-a-happy-merry-and-a-joyful-wonderful/</link>
		<comments>http://kakahead.com/2009/12/18/please-have-a-happy-merry-and-a-joyful-wonderful/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 03:41:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hyram C. Gilmore</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Happy Friday!!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[  Amazon.com Widgets
Dear Friend, 
I just wanted to send you some words to express how happy my heart is to be working all the time and not stopping for a heart vacation.   I really like breathing and especially eating; so if my heart went on vacation I suspect I would not be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Beware The Crazy Winter Drivers</title>
		<link>http://kakahead.com/2009/12/04/beware-the-crazy-winter-drivers/</link>
		<comments>http://kakahead.com/2009/12/04/beware-the-crazy-winter-drivers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 04:13:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hyram C. Gilmore</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Happy Friday!!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[  Amazon.com Widgets
Dear Ladles and Jellyspoons,
I have come to the conclusion that snow induces seizures in many automobile drivers.  This I am knowing  because of the spastic manner in which people navigate their jalopy zoomers as soon as the weather changes.  Now the reader must appreciate the sheer folly of this, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Grinkle Zeefs and Other Nonsense</title>
		<link>http://kakahead.com/2009/11/05/grinkle-zeefs-and-other-nonsense/</link>
		<comments>http://kakahead.com/2009/11/05/grinkle-zeefs-and-other-nonsense/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 03:29:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hyram C. Gilmore</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Happy Friday!!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m here to say, that for me, there is no better stress relief than writing and / or reading nonsense.  Well, there probably are other remedies for stress warts, but nonsense is a good for me one of those good ones.
Things.




Things include chocolate, the wonder drug of the universe.  Chocolate is so doggone [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pilnary Zoetnog</title>
		<link>http://kakahead.com/2009/10/08/pilnary-zoetnog/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 01:52:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hyram C. Gilmore</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Pure Silliness]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Perglezookeys,
Please don&#8217;t spread the word, but as I have already alerted some
 of my comrades, I have been masticating during lunch.  My mandible
 enjoys this to the point where it is pretty much automatic.  Please
 be aware, however, that mastication is a pure, wholesome, and
 reasonably natural process and should not be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Important Warning!!</title>
		<link>http://kakahead.com/2009/10/01/important-warning/</link>
		<comments>http://kakahead.com/2009/10/01/important-warning/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 02:26:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hyram C. Gilmore</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Pure Silliness]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Earth Dwellers,
This is to advise all steam hangers that any further disguising of endocrine lamps will be postulated with electric germ tables on or about September 27, 2014. All related salivation will occur just before lunch has a chance to hit the fan.
This is NOT a drill.
I cannot inflame you strongly enough to cease [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Electronic Recycling &#8211; Mandatory Refractions</title>
		<link>http://kakahead.com/2009/09/22/electronic-recycling-mandatory-refractions/</link>
		<comments>http://kakahead.com/2009/09/22/electronic-recycling-mandatory-refractions/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 04:03:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hyram C. Gilmore</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Pure Silliness]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hello Traves and Mizzledenters,
In the interest of a more secure planet whose resources have been dwindling at an alarming rate, we must now embark upon an agressive lotion application program for each and every living organism on this home we call Earth.
Some of you may well ask, &#8220;how does one apply lotion to pollywogs and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Scientific Observations about Muskegon</title>
		<link>http://kakahead.com/2009/09/19/scientific-observations-about-muskegon/</link>
		<comments>http://kakahead.com/2009/09/19/scientific-observations-about-muskegon/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 04:31:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hyram C. Gilmore</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Pure Silliness]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Warning:  This message contains nonsense and may destroy your porcupine salad.
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Hello Frame Handlers,
Although most crustaceans were not aware, I was working in Muskegon for a few months.
Many of you have never asked me, &#8220;how is Muskegon??&#8221;   So I&#8217;m probably not overdue for an answer.
Some of my own scientifically based observations:   Muskegon is like a chicken [...]]]></description>
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