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		<title>New Tasting Tanks</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 04:14:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hyram C. Gilmore</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Share on FacebookHello Abnardles,
Just a quick note to inform you all that new tasting tanks have been installed in Room 1023.  You can enjoy the flavor of any gravy or fruit salad by merely entering the tank and setting the knob to 2.3 while pointing your index fingers to Alpha Centauri and / or Cleveland.
Please [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How To Cure A &#8220;Sinus Infection&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://kakahead.com/2012/01/14/how-to-cure-a-sinus-infection/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 05:28:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ken Hansen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Share on FacebookEver have a cold that just didn’t seem to go away?  Well I have one that started on October 13, at approximately 12:17 PM and still isn’t quite gone yet.  Perhaps that’s a slight exaggeration… but seriously folks, this “cold” has been here way too long.  My nose gets stubbed up, add it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pass The Leaves And Roots</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jan 2012 05:12:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hyram C. Gilmore</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Share on FacebookOK, so there I was, at work, in the industrial manufacturing stress pile that seems to grow smellier with each passing hour, no plane, no parachute, and thinking about writing a run-on sentence, with no semi-colons but only commas, and probably grammatically incorrect; but that doesn’t bother me one little bit; oh wait, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Please Enjoy The End Of The World (Have A Happy New Year)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2011 05:28:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ken Hansen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Share on FacebookGreetings, fellow Silver Chinklers,
I come in the knowledge of wishing you the Happiest Merry of all Years, with dotted Ts and crossed eyes following all of your newly configured radial sandwich flavors.  It is very and ultra important that we greet this new year, simply because it is the very last year we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Radioactive Jelly Stains</title>
		<link>http://kakahead.com/2011/09/16/radioactive-jelly-stains/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Sep 2011 02:32:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hyram C. Gilmore</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Share on FacebookThere are times in this universe when I get so inoculated that I am motivated to write a very short, yet silly story
Here goes:  Once upon a time&#8230; THE END.
There.  A very short story.    If you took too long to read it, you should really enlist in the Merchant Marinara Sauce Brigade Platoon [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Intermediate Tree Watering Schedules</title>
		<link>http://kakahead.com/2011/08/05/intermediate-tree-watering-schedules/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Aug 2011 03:04:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hyram C. Gilmore</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Share on FacebookI’ve been taking work Way Too Seriously Again Lately.  Some of the things that go on there and around the world in general make absolutely no sense.
Therefore, in an effort to make even less sense, I offer this profound yet utterly nonsensical invitation to escape your inner knives and harbor no further garages [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nonsensical Stress Filters</title>
		<link>http://kakahead.com/2011/05/06/nonsensical-stress-filters/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 May 2011 03:10:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hyram C. Gilmore</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Share on FacebookDear Ninks and Semmerflubens,
I am writing to all of you from the back yard where no children are stuffing bread into the worm holes.  This week has been especially stressful at work, and a lot has been going on in the news.  Therefore, in the interest of clam flavored desserts, I feel the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Emergency Open Letter Thing For Your Quivering Dendrites</title>
		<link>http://kakahead.com/2011/02/19/an-emergency-open-letter-thing-for-your-quivering-dendrites/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2011 04:27:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hyram C. Gilmore</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Share on FacebookDear Lumpflatteners,
Please enjoy the clam sandwiches currently available at the Old New Dehli Deli.  You will find the sam clandwiches right next to the Belly Jellies, in the frinkle sauce department of a clibbik store near you.
You may qualify for a package of used cheese.  Please do not write to the following address [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Origin of Foods</title>
		<link>http://kakahead.com/2011/01/06/the-origin-of-foods/</link>
		<comments>http://kakahead.com/2011/01/06/the-origin-of-foods/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Jan 2011 04:38:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ken Hansen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Happy Friday!!]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Share on FacebookHere in the U.S., We live in a very rich culture. This is illustrated by the number of different foods from which we may choose. Of course, our huge number of choices has also blurred the definition of food. Some of the things we eat are a far cry from the types of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Camel Chow With Radio Juice</title>
		<link>http://kakahead.com/2010/11/05/camel-chow-with-radio-juice/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Nov 2010 04:24:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hyram C. Gilmore</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Share on FacebookHello Darling Friends and Zimplers,
Just a note to tell you that I&#8217;ve learned how to eat what snakes don&#8217;t like. Please, all of you, before it&#8217;s too late: change your weevils soon or your dentifrice will be subject to humiliation. You&#8217;ve always known what eggs are, so get with the program. OK, maybe [...]]]></description>
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