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	<title>Kakahead &#187; Pure Silliness</title>
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	<description>Silly and Not So Silly Stuff for Children of All Ages.  All written content copyright © 2010 by Kakahead.com.  Unauthorized use prohibited.</description>
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		<title>The Hatchlings Are Washed And Crinkly, featuring The Educated Fish</title>
		<link>http://kakahead.com/2010/07/16/the-hatchlings-are-washed-and-crinkly-featuring-the-educated-fish/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jul 2010 03:22:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hyram C. Gilmore</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Happy Friday!!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pure Silliness]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hello Dust Flingers,
This is to inform none of you that all new banana recipes should be turned in to the Front Sniffing Room before 12:47 p.m. on Tuesday, August 72, 19127.
None of you may remember the hatchling song; the words of which were &#8220;stolen&#8221; by Gus Parbnackle during the second Coat Hanger Revolt of 1924.
This [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Internet Warning!!</title>
		<link>http://kakahead.com/2010/07/07/internet-warning/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 17:42:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lampfoot</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Pure Silliness]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Boat Fingers,
This writing am I e-mail warn you about the to &#8220;Bad Sentence Structure&#8221; worm lately internet has that around going been.
I have already been assimilated with the English not sentence constructed correcly worm believe I but corrected problem the morning this.
Intend to be I the on look for similar any messages out.
The infection [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Am On Vacation And You Are NOT</title>
		<link>http://kakahead.com/2010/03/24/i-am-on-vacation-and-you-are-not/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Mar 2010 03:38:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ken Hansen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Happy Friday!!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pure Silliness]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Antenna Ranchers,
I found it necessary to let you all know that I am on vacation tomorrow, and you are not.  Unless you are, then you are also.
 On vacation.
 Have I mentioned I&#8217;m not working tomorrow??  Oh wait&#8230; I&#8217;m writing this thing called Happy Friday.  So that means it&#8217;s today already!!  Which means:  I&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pilnary Zoetnog</title>
		<link>http://kakahead.com/2009/10/08/pilnary-zoetnog/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 01:52:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hyram C. Gilmore</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Pure Silliness]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Perglezookeys,
Please don&#8217;t spread the word, but as I have already alerted some
 of my comrades, I have been masticating during lunch.  My mandible
 enjoys this to the point where it is pretty much automatic.  Please
 be aware, however, that mastication is a pure, wholesome, and
 reasonably natural process and should not be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Important Warning!!</title>
		<link>http://kakahead.com/2009/10/01/important-warning/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 02:26:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hyram C. Gilmore</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Pure Silliness]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Earth Dwellers,
This is to advise all steam hangers that any further disguising of endocrine lamps will be postulated with electric germ tables on or about September 27, 2014. All related salivation will occur just before lunch has a chance to hit the fan.
This is NOT a drill.
I cannot inflame you strongly enough to cease [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Electronic Recycling &#8211; Mandatory Refractions</title>
		<link>http://kakahead.com/2009/09/22/electronic-recycling-mandatory-refractions/</link>
		<comments>http://kakahead.com/2009/09/22/electronic-recycling-mandatory-refractions/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 04:03:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hyram C. Gilmore</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Pure Silliness]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hello Traves and Mizzledenters,
In the interest of a more secure planet whose resources have been dwindling at an alarming rate, we must now embark upon an agressive lotion application program for each and every living organism on this home we call Earth.
Some of you may well ask, &#8220;how does one apply lotion to pollywogs and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Scientific Observations about Muskegon</title>
		<link>http://kakahead.com/2009/09/19/scientific-observations-about-muskegon/</link>
		<comments>http://kakahead.com/2009/09/19/scientific-observations-about-muskegon/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 04:31:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hyram C. Gilmore</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Pure Silliness]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Warning:  This message contains nonsense and may destroy your porcupine salad.
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Hello Frame Handlers,
Although most crustaceans were not aware, I was working in Muskegon for a few months.
Many of you have never asked me, &#8220;how is Muskegon??&#8221;   So I&#8217;m probably not overdue for an answer.
Some of my own scientifically based observations:   Muskegon is like a chicken [...]]]></description>
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