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		<title>A Very Silly Vacation Hello</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 03:22:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ken Hansen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Share on FacebookDear Antenna Ranchers,
I found it necessary to let you all know that I am on vacation all next week, and you are not.  Unless you are, then you are also.
 On vacation.
 Have I mentioned I&#8217;m not working next week??  Oh wait&#8230; I&#8217;m writing this thing called Happy Friday.  So that means it&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Open Letter To All Humans</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2012 03:45:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hyram C. Gilmore</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Share on FacebookDear Tinker Toy Handlers,
 This is to inform you that our house is exploding and the bottle rockets have prevented me from listening to the stereo for 13 weeks.  I know that you are the ones who forced me into this situation, and I demand immediate constipation.  If you do not comply with this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How To Change The Weather</title>
		<link>http://kakahead.com/2012/02/17/how-to-change-the-weather/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 04:27:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hyram C. Gilmore</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Share on FacebookIf you live in Michigan, you’ve been enjoying a remarkably mild winter this week month of the year time day.  I can offer a simple explanation for this constabulary indigestion:  I threw coat hangers at the sun all last week.   Yep, I threatened the sun within an inch of its life.  Much yelling [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Tasting Tanks</title>
		<link>http://kakahead.com/2012/01/28/new-tasting-tanks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 04:14:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hyram C. Gilmore</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Share on FacebookHello Abnardles,
Just a quick note to inform you all that new tasting tanks have been installed in Room 1023.  You can enjoy the flavor of any gravy or fruit salad by merely entering the tank and setting the knob to 2.3 while pointing your index fingers to Alpha Centauri and / or Cleveland.
Please [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How To Cure A &#8220;Sinus Infection&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://kakahead.com/2012/01/14/how-to-cure-a-sinus-infection/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 05:28:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ken Hansen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Happy Friday!!]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Share on FacebookEver have a cold that just didn’t seem to go away?  Well I have one that started on October 13, at approximately 12:17 PM and still isn’t quite gone yet.  Perhaps that’s a slight exaggeration… but seriously folks, this “cold” has been here way too long.  My nose gets stubbed up, add it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pass The Leaves And Roots</title>
		<link>http://kakahead.com/2012/01/07/pass-the-leaves-and-roots/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jan 2012 05:12:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hyram C. Gilmore</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Share on FacebookOK, so there I was, at work, in the industrial manufacturing stress pile that seems to grow smellier with each passing hour, no plane, no parachute, and thinking about writing a run-on sentence, with no semi-colons but only commas, and probably grammatically incorrect; but that doesn’t bother me one little bit; oh wait, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Please Enjoy The End Of The World (Have A Happy New Year)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2011 05:28:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ken Hansen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Share on FacebookGreetings, fellow Silver Chinklers,
I come in the knowledge of wishing you the Happiest Merry of all Years, with dotted Ts and crossed eyes following all of your newly configured radial sandwich flavors.  It is very and ultra important that we greet this new year, simply because it is the very last year we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Radioactive Jelly Stains</title>
		<link>http://kakahead.com/2011/09/16/radioactive-jelly-stains/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Sep 2011 02:32:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hyram C. Gilmore</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Share on FacebookThere are times in this universe when I get so inoculated that I am motivated to write a very short, yet silly story
Here goes:  Once upon a time&#8230; THE END.
There.  A very short story.    If you took too long to read it, you should really enlist in the Merchant Marinara Sauce Brigade Platoon [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Intermediate Tree Watering Schedules</title>
		<link>http://kakahead.com/2011/08/05/intermediate-tree-watering-schedules/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Aug 2011 03:04:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hyram C. Gilmore</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Share on FacebookI’ve been taking work Way Too Seriously Again Lately.  Some of the things that go on there and around the world in general make absolutely no sense.
Therefore, in an effort to make even less sense, I offer this profound yet utterly nonsensical invitation to escape your inner knives and harbor no further garages [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nonsensical Stress Filters</title>
		<link>http://kakahead.com/2011/05/06/nonsensical-stress-filters/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 May 2011 03:10:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hyram C. Gilmore</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Share on FacebookDear Ninks and Semmerflubens,
I am writing to all of you from the back yard where no children are stuffing bread into the worm holes.  This week has been especially stressful at work, and a lot has been going on in the news.  Therefore, in the interest of clam flavored desserts, I feel the [...]]]></description>
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