My Beautiful Girlfriend and her Beautiful Friends will soon be having a Beautiful Time \u201ccamping\u201d in a cabin up in Beautiful Lelanau, and leave me All Alone with the Beautiful Cat Mr. Freddy The Freeloader and No Adult Supervision; as described by this Beautiful Run-On Sentence with Beautifully Superfluous Capitalization And That’s Just The Way I Roll.<\/p>\n
Isn\u2019t that Beautiful? Yes, it is.<\/p>\n
This is PARTY TIME<\/i>,<\/strong> kids!! That\u2019s right, when the wife\u2019s away, the husband will, well\u2026 EAT!!<\/i> <\/i><\/strong>Yes, I know, this is something most people do every day. But when I party down, I don\u2019t mess around. I go for the high-calorie, high-cholesterol goodies that give my mouth and flavor flingers great joy. Yes my friends, I plan to eat pizza and other nutritious snacks.<\/p>\n Perhaps I’ll have a Fried Chicken Night, with a Side Order of Macaroni & Cheese. These delicacies are Capitalized because I rarely eat them anymore. And our local Meijer makes some pretty darn good Fried Macaroni & Chicken Cheese. Not sure what Fred’s having… his \u201cgoodies\u201d come in a can and it doesn’t look very appetizing to me. Sure, there are enticing labels like \u201cSea Captain’s Choice,\u201d and \u201cMariner’s Platter,\u201d but even though I love to eat dead fish it just doesn’t really give my sniffer anything to drool about. Unlike many of our previous critters, Mr. Fred has little use for people food. Oh well, that’s more for me!!<\/p>\n Of course, I suppose I could do something really silly like go out in the garden and pick some more beans. The scarlet runner beans are producing like crazy, and I don’t want any to go to waste. Got some greens that need picking too… Might even get ambitious and blanch and freeze some. I mean, hey, do I know how to party or what??<\/p>\n Well regardless of all that weird, healthy garden stuff, I’m looking forward to some alone time when I can have me some good eats. I believe my mouth will be very happy, and my belly will feel like I ate a wheelbarrow load of lead sinkers. I’ll watch my limbs very carefully to see if any large cholesterol molecules glob together and travel about under my skin. I\u2019m sure I\u2019ll pay for my fun when it\u2019s time to step on the bathroom scale.<\/p>\n I have a feeling that when my Beautiful Girlfriend returns I’ll be really <\/i><\/strong>ready to behave myself. I don\u2019t wanna croak from Lardening of the Arteries.<\/p>\n I’ll be eating at home mostly… and if not, you can bet I won’t be going to this <\/i><\/strong>restaurant!!<\/p>\n