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Once upon a time, our grandsons were here for a visit, and because of what had become something of a tradition, I asked their assistance with some story ideas for \u201cHappy Friday!!!\u201d Previous renditions have revolved around strange titles, for which I was expected to come up with some sort of story line. Maybe I shot myself in the foot, but this particular night I asked for some random sentences that I would incorporate into the weekly blog post. I got a few ideas; although the first suggestion came in the form of an interesting glob of words. Upon requesting ideas, my job was to attempt to write something that utilized their thoughts. The unfolding of this process is described in the following paragraphs, after which you will know when it’s something they gave me because it will be in bold italics.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cOK guys,\u201d I said, \u201ctonight is Friday, so you know what that means? I write a story every week. I need your help with some ideas. This time, how about some weird sentences instead of just a title?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

After some hesitation, the first suggestion was \u201cchicken nuggets Billy Bob Llama juice coffee.\u201d<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cHuh??\u201d I asked quizzically. \u201cUm… that’s not a sentence. Can you please think of some sentences? I don’t care whether they make sense; and they don’t even have to be related.\u201d As these instructions flew out of my mouth I began to think maybe I was biting off more than I could chew. They did not disappoint, however, and here comes the result. Remember, their ideas are in bold italic.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chicken Nuggets Billy Bob Llama Juice Coffee<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

by Ken Hansen (kind of)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Late one day in the middle of the night, I decided to go visit Billy Bob. On the way to his house, I stopped at the local McBarf and bought some of his favorite munching things: chicken nuggets.<\/strong><\/em> I phoned him right after I left McBarf, and he said, \u201cHey man!! Hope you didn’t get anything to drink!! I am making your favorite: llama juice coffee!! <\/strong><\/em>I’ll wait till you get here, because I know you love that stuff.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Holy moly, when he told me about making the lama juice coffee <\/strong><\/em>I was totally geeked. I haven’t had that stuff in a very long time. It was really hard to find it during COVID you know. My mouth started to water so bad I had to get out my drool cup to catch all the slobber. Billy Bob is a good friend, but although he means well sometimes he gets a little greedy with treats. I was really hoping he wouldn’t dip into the delightful beverage before I got to his house. But of course, when I pull up to his house, knock on the door, and go inside, what do I see?? Billy Bob is drinking the llama juice coffee!!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cCouldn’t wait, could you??\u201d I blurted out. \u201cWell, hey, can’t say I blame you. That’s some pretty good stuff.\u201d Billy Bob apparently felt a little guilty for starting without me, and tried to conceal his cup by sliding it behind his back. \u201cNo, man!! I didn’t start without you!!\u201d It wasn’t any big deal to me really, but I knew he was fibbing. I mean, hey, Billy Bob and I are both very aware that every time he enjoys our special treat, the llama juice in the coffee makes his face shrivel up. <\/strong><\/em>\u201cHey dude, take it easy!! I’m OK!! You were kind enough to make the brew, but you should know by now that you can’t hide the fact that you drink it. I mean, your face is really shriveled up!!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Billy Bob must have been having a bad day, because suddenly he became a bit defensive. \u201cI’m really sorry, man,\u201d he explained, \u201cbut please don’t pick on me right now. After all, my ears are on fire.<\/strong><\/em>\u201d \u201cSay what now??\u201d I asked with amazement. \u201cUmmm it sure doesn’t look like your ears are on fire,\u201d I replied. \u201cBut now that you mention them, they do seem a bit hairier than normal.\u201d I stepped in for a closer look, but Billy Bob stepped back abruptly and shouted, \u201cDo not shave my ears, they smell like cat turds!!\u201d <\/strong><\/em>Quickly he covered both ears with his hands as if to protect them (or maybe me… if they really did stink). Then he said something totally off the wall: \u201cT<\/strong><\/em>he fribbleknockers on Mars always give away free stones.\u201d<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I had to step away a bit, and then it dawned on me… llama juice coffee<\/strong><\/em> has always had a strange effect on my friend. So I flat out told him, \u201cBilly Bob my friend, I think we need to find us a different treat. I mean, you’re having some very strange reactions to this delightful beverage. Let’s go downtown and see if we can get another one of those grapefruit milkshakes at the gas station.\u201d Billy Bob was instantly relieved. He liked the grape gas milk fruit station shake idea very much. We hopped on our 5 wheel scootercycles, hoisted up the sails, and waited for a few days for a nice wind to power us downtown. We had a great time during our 6 hour ride from Billy Bob’s house to the grape milk station. Once we arrived, we ordered our shakes. As we slurped our new treats, we smiled and promised each other to leave the llama juice coffee <\/strong><\/em>alone for a few decades.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

What can I say? We are best friends!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The End<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hmmm… what to do about this week’s video? I try to avoid politics, but Betty Boop and Grampy put an interesting spin on things.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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