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Maddie is here with our grandsons Ollie and Gabe, and as is customary I begged them all for silly input for this week’s Happy Friday!! Well, all of them are growing up way too fast, and it seems that they may be a bit more hesitant to contribute than they were when they were very young. I’ve learned that it’s much easier <\/strong><\/em>to have them talk into my phone while I have the microphone enabled than it is to try to transcribe every utterance. No, instead I beseech them to speech themselves into my phone and I e-mail the words to myself so I can copy and paste them here.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

What follows is the result. Keep in mind that sometimes the iPhone \u201ctranslates\u201d speech as it sees fit, often with rather bizarre wordings.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I started off by asking, \u201cOK… can you guys give me some silly stuff for my story tonight?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cUmmm I’m thinking…\u201d Gabe replied.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cMoo! Monkey!!\u201d was Maddie’s knee jerk reaction. Then Ollie chimed in: \u201cThe elusive South American moose feeds on a diet of chicken nuggets and tater tots.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gabe added, \u201cIt also eats elephants and giraffes and lions.\u201d Ollie got close to the phone and uttered some gibberish, which the phone took to mean \u201cRumor Scab on her head back and he told Jen bong famous stars will Bhupathi if the hour! Violets room or a scab on her head back and told Jen famous stars will see if the hour!\u201d The phone is apparently upset about the hour…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Maddie then retorted, \u201cA dragon dog went into the castle somehow even though it’s humongous and ate Gabe.\u201d The phone also seemed to think it needed to insert some \u201ccolorful\u201d words, over which I backspaced and told the phone \u201cno we’re not gonna put that in the story.\u201d

Gable replied, \u201cNo thank you why is everybody what do I say book movie game.\u201d And Maddie responded with \u201cMarblehead slope nerve connection or come out sooner give me so much. Oh Bubba Bubba Bubba boo-boo boo-boo!!\u201d Ollie snapped back with \u201cLava Duper Duper yes Schnapp and Oceanaire. I will sing and a good day to you sir!!\u201d

Suddenly, all <\/strong><\/em>of them started talking in rapid succession: \u201cI am your biggest fan snoops you so I’m sure bicycle. You sir I eat hamburgers in seconds hi galaxy hi now before me. Meds for snag a bargaining and travel booth no sub Nube. El Bruegel France mentee Brock Fruge mend toes are now negative rude move out move that big buddy ham I like ham house ouch it’s food yay flip-flops guys flip-flop flip-flop flip-flop flip-flop flip-flop!!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

That concluded the phone dictation session, as I was unable to keep the focus on anything other than flip-flop; but we all laughed with big harroo and soon we all ran dentfully through the carpet grease while chickling all forms of animated toast wobbles. That of course brought our cat Flegmop to his knees, which is difficult since cats’ knees are basically elbows; and we ain’t talking macaroni neither!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So my friends, if you ever want youngsters to dictate nonsense into a smart phone, please be aware that the transfer will often be very silly and cause hickles and froopening during zixerstorms. After reading the copy and paste banana sauce, I then of course revonkulated the snettidge even further with more norvalian cribbelletto.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I want some toast now. Please change both dandruff closets into small TV rooms.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Thank you,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kenny Prigflorten<\/p>\n\n\n\n

a.k.a. \u201cLenneth Loghopper\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Next will be a cartoon that none of you will ever try to infuriate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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