{"id":2148,"date":"2022-10-14T22:37:16","date_gmt":"2022-10-15T02:37:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kakahead.com\/?p=2148"},"modified":"2022-10-14T22:37:16","modified_gmt":"2022-10-15T02:37:16","slug":"graupel-hail-no","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kakahead.com\/?p=2148","title":{"rendered":"Graupel?  Hail No!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Been a bit soggy and cool here in Beautiful West Michigan lately. Guess that&#8217;s to be expected in mid-October, right? However, I didn&#8217;t really expect the thunderstorm we had the other night. And I <em><strong>really <\/strong><\/em>didn&#8217;t expect miniature globs of ice to fall from the sky yesterday. There I was, minding my own business, on the couch enjoying some coffee, when suddenly a dark grey cloud zoomed in from the west. \u201cOh, here comes more rain,\u201d I thought aloud. Sure enough, it began to pour, but then I noticed the \u201craindrops\u201d looked oddly large and were bouncing off the deck. That&#8217;s because it was hail!! No damage mind you. Just little globs of ice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I took a few pictures and posted them on the BookFace. Several people reacted, some saying \u201cOhhh I&#8217;m not ready for that!!\u201d I replied that one can&#8217;t really prepare for hail&#8230; it can come pretty much any time. Apparently they mistook the hail for snow, even though the top of my post stated that we \u201cJust got a load of crunchy raindrops!\u201d I&#8217;m beginning to learn that lots of people don&#8217;t read the text for posts at all, they just look at the pictures. So one of these days, I&#8217;m gonna post a picture of a bowl of ice cream and put some text above it like, \u201cMy wallet ran out of kidney beans last November.\u201d Just to see if anyone actually reads.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Anyway, we really <em><strong>did<\/strong><\/em> get some snow sometime last night, as evidenced by a slight dusting on the deck and the tarp on the woodpile. More like snow globs&#8230; but snow nonetheless. At least that&#8217;s what I called it. Didn&#8217;t get cold enough last night for it to stay very long, but there it was, an unsettling reminder of what will soon be falling from the sky.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Called a friend of mine who is taking a paid separation from work. Cost cutting you know. Called me yesterday but I couldn&#8217;t talk. He did say he&#8217;s actually OK with it, but I just wanted to check back with him to make sure he was doing alright. The topic soon shifted to the recent weather changes. When I described the blobs of snow he said, \u201cOh yeah, they call that graupel.\u201d \u201cHuh?? I thought it was just sleet&#8230;\u201d I replied quizzically. \u201cYeah, that&#8217;s the name of that kind of snow.\u201d \u201cOK,\u201d I continued, \u201cbut I think I&#8217;ll just call it snow globs.\u201d After we hung up, he texted me, \u201cLook up graupel.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So I did.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sure enough, in the Merriam Dictionary (online) it&#8217;s defined as \u201cgranular snow pellets \u2014 called also soft hail.\u201d While on the Merriam Dictionary site, I clicked on the little speaker icon and learned that it&#8217;s pronounced <em><strong>GROU-pel.<\/strong><\/em> This intrigued me, because my high school German classes told me that the \u201cau\u201d combination is always pronounced \u201cow\u201d in German. Off I went to Google Translate, clicked in the box set for \u201cDetect Language,\u201d and typed in \u201cgraupel.\u201d Google said that Luxembourghish was detected. OK&#8230; interesting right? On the other side of the screen, the English translation said, \u201chail.\u201d But the snow globs from this morning didn&#8217;t look like hail. OK, now for some more fun. I set the language selector on the left to German, and then \u201cgraupel\u201d was translated into some obscure English word called \u201csleet.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>THAT&#8217;S WHAT I SAID, DARN IT!! Too funny. So Mr. or Ms. Meteorologist Person, please forgive my desire to remain old fashioned. I will continue to refer to graupel with my favorite single syllable name for snow globs: sleet. But I do like snow globs better, only because it&#8217;s sillier. I like silly. Therefore, Ms. or Mr. Meteorologist, if you don&#8217;t like my animosity toward graupel, try sending us some better forecasts if you please. I still have lots to do outside and I don&#8217;t like getting clunkified by graupels or sleets or any other ice globule face biting frozen rain projectiles. I mean really, who ever heard of <em><strong>graupel??<\/strong><\/em> Anyhow?? Although I can foresee a fun conversation where I will impart this newfound knowledge to my grandsons, and pronounce <em><strong>graupel<\/strong><\/em> with a very guttural rolling of the <em><strong>r.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In the meantime, I hereby reserve the right to call them snow globs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thank you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Here&#8217;s an old classic about the weather we&#8217;ll be getting soon.  Keep your wood dry!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\nhttps:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=dPIXBKZv9OQ\n<\/div><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Been a bit soggy and cool here in Beautiful West Michigan lately. Guess that&#8217;s to be expected in mid-October, right? 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