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Superbowl Sunday looms over the horizon. Seems like just a year ago I was ignoring it just as much as I pretty much always have! Let’s see now… who’s playing anyway? The New York Mets and the Toronto Maple Leafs I think maybe. I sincerely hope the Mets win this year. I don’t believe they’ve ever taken a Superbowl in the entire history of their existence! So they are way overdue, don’t you think? I will maybe even watch some of the game. Looking forward especially <\/strong><\/em>to the halftime show when I’m hoping The Who will do their sing along with Elmer Fudd. Oh, and if I accidentally catch some of those wonderful commercials that would be OK too.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anyway…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I’ll have to admit that I have attended one or two Superbowl parties in the past. Nothing like a nice spread of goodies and drinkings to help me make my belly and hiney the same shape: ROUND.<\/strong><\/em> Don’t get me wrong, I love the chips and dip, nachos, wings, fancy meat balls, and stuffed jalapeno peppers to make a night complete. I love all that stuff. Haven’t been to such a party in many years, but my hiney and my belly have not lost their shape for some strange reason.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Maybe I should quit with the 14 bowls of ice cream I’ve been having for breakfast every morning. That shouldn’t be so bad, should it?? Oh yes, I do enjoy fried chicken covered with chocolate syrup just before bed. And not to forget the double roasted French fries with extra extra <\/strong><\/em>butter sauce. Wash it all down with a pint of heavy cream just to make sure it doesn’t get stuck on the way down.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

This is a recipe for success!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Well OK, I may have been exaggerating just a little bit. I’m actually eating quite a bit better than, say, during the holidays; but all eat and no play makes Ken a fat boy. I am not interested in taking medication for the cholesterol. I know <\/strong><\/em>I can beat this… I just need to do a few simple things like run 18 miles each evening and restrict my daily food intake to a nice 1\/2 ounce serving of celery chased with 33 gallons of water. Maybe my friends will let me sniff their snacks once in a while.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aside from my efforts to stay clear of all things fattening, I definitely will<\/strong> be tuned in to at least a portion of the Superbowl this Sunday. That’s because after the Mets play a few innings against the LA Lakers, there will be some kind of halftime show that might even be entertaining. Hopefully they’ll have someone of my generation performing. Will it be The Who with Elmer Fudd or someone like Ringo McCartney or maybe even Eric Crampton?? I just don’t know!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If you pass my house during the game, don’t worry about all the hooting and hollering. It will just be me getting all excited while I shout \u201cLET’S GO METS!!\u201d at the TV. Sometimes I get rather worked up and my tray of garlic flavored marshmallows gets knocked over. Then when I stoop to pick up the mess, the cat starts making off with my chocolate covered sardines. I wouldn’t mind so much really, but just last night both my kitties got into my deep fried mashed potatoes with that delicious bacon fat gravy. Gotta watch those kids, ya know??<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Well friends, I hope you all enjoy the game and have a safe and enjoyable Superbowl Sunday. And if you have cats or other animals, guard your snacks!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So… ever what the guys on the field are really <\/em><\/strong>saying during a pro-football game?? Well watch this video and you still <\/em><\/strong>won’t know!! But it might make you laugh… <\/p>\n\n\n\n

The NFL blocks it here, but click on this and you can watch–> Funny NFL Bad Lip Reading<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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