Hello my friends. I must confess that it’s rather difficult for me to watch the news these days. So rather than exponkulate (which is not a word) on the terrible sloshing noises of icky events and behaviors; I’ve decided to inject some random silliness into this week’s Happy Friday!!! thingy bopper.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So what follows is not <\/strong><\/em>something I just invented with my brain thing. No! These are reprints of very silly notes I actually sent to work friends via instant messaging office-type electronic hello.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Yes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n You see, I retired from the rather high-stress world of IT, where computers were both our livelihood but also the bane of our existence. To lighten up the mood, I’d send random notes to my friends. Then one day someone told me, \u201cI hope you are saving these, they’d make a great book some day.\u201d Well, I don’t know about that, but after looking over them again I did give myself some smiles. Is that the mark of a sick mind??<\/p>\n\n\n\n I hope not!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Anyway, after my friend told me about saving my silly notes, well by golly that’s just what I started doing. I made a text file and would add to it as I went along, and before I retired I sent them to my home e-mail. And now I’d like to share some of them with you. I gave each note a little title, That I Will Put In Bold, <\/strong>which didn’t appear to my friends… only the text that followed. OK, enough introduction, here goes the sharing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Weather<\/strong> Have you seen the weather lately??\u00a0 What are these tiny white flakes falling from the sky??\u00a0 Little tiny airborne ice crystals!!! Kinda pretty… I’d love to snow what they’re really called.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Nozzles<\/strong> I’ve installed Nostril Nozzles to increase my snorking efficiency.\u00a0 Hopefully this will enhance my ability to sort snot snorkenwibbles.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Snacks<\/strong> Some Of The Most Delicious Snacks Are Capitalized To Enhance Their Complete Lack Of Nutritional Value.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Enjoyments<\/strong> Many of my enjoyments have wriggled right out of Mars and other parts of the Aurora Borealis.\u00a0 I hope my cat learns to speak German soon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Mizzlepop<\/strong> Some of the best Yo Vonkeny can be found under the Mizzlepop Trees.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Acorns<\/strong> I’d like to know who planted the acorns in my knees. Now that they’ve sprouted, people are starting to talk… I hear whispers of a new nickname:\u00a0 “Oak Knees.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n Chowder<\/strong> This coming Sagnerday I will illegally change my name to Frapzak Mizzlepop, which of course was never a Native American name meaning “Slumbers With Chowder.”\u00a0\u00a0 Used donuts and apple chowder vinegar will be served in celebration.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Science<\/strong> In the interest of Science, I will be formulating experiments involving TV viewing habits of small reptiles.\u00a0 Also, I hope to learn whether they can smell their favorite color of the alphabet.\u00a0 Feel free to send large cash donations in support of these efforts.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n Thank you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Turkeys<\/strong> I\u2019ve been trying to get the neighborhood turkeys to speak English, but when I talk to them their replies are unintelligible. All I hear from them is \u201cGarble!!\u00a0 Garble!!\u00a0 Garble!!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Foods<\/strong> During my retirement I’ll be inventing foods like Peanut Butter & Garlic Sandwiches (PBGS), and perhaps Eggs On The Half Shell (EOTHS).\u00a0 Then I’ll invite all my friends over for a snack and we’ll wash it down with Banana Peel Surprise (BPS).<\/p>\n\n\n\n Fuzz<\/strong> I don’t understand all this purple fuzz growing out of my molars.\u00a0 I’ve tried to style it with a small comb, but it gets messed up every time I eat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Dust<\/strong> Here comes the Dust Monkey.\u00a0 His name is Maroo.\u00a0 He’s got plenty of dustings for me and for you. I offered him candy to eat on his break.\u00a0 He told me, “No thank you, I prefer cake.”\u00a0 “I don’t want your dust now!!” I started to whine. “Well just go and put it where the sun doesn’t shine.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n And finally…<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Muffins<\/strong> Clang! Clang!\u00a0 Clang! go the muffins as they are squeezed by the opening door.\u00a0 Feathers slam to the ground with a loud thud.\u00a0 My ears are filled with taco sauce!!\u00a0 These are some ways Happy Friday can be enjoyed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n So there you go. Now you have seen some of the random thoughts that fell out of my brain thing while I was being exceedingly productive at work. <\/p>\n\n\n\n And now how about some old fashioned nonsense from my favorite silly but long gone favorites.<\/p>\n\n\n\n