{"id":327,"date":"2022-06-09T22:52:00","date_gmt":"2022-06-10T02:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kakahead.com\/?p=327"},"modified":"2022-06-10T23:01:59","modified_gmt":"2022-06-11T03:01:59","slug":"date-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kakahead.com\/?p=327","title":{"rendered":"Date Night!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m a very fortunate fellow. I’ve managed to retire with zero debt. I am pretty healthy for an old fart. Cars that work and are paid for; and house that works and is also paid for, and also enough book-learnin’ to have the smarts to know that a preposition is a word one should never end a sentence with. <\/i><\/strong><\/p>\n

Oh carp, I flunked that one. Anyway…<\/p>\n

On top of all this good fortune, I’m in love with a Beautiful Woman who actually loves me back!! Is that cool or what?? We are best friends; and it’s not very often a guy can boast that he’s in madly in love with his best friend. Depending on your orientation, you may not want<\/i> <\/strong>to boast that you’re in love with your best friend. Not that I have any objection to such things!! But in my case, I am a man, and my best friend is a woman; and I’m in madly in love with her. I guess that labels me as a heterosapiens rather than a homosapiens.<\/p>\n

Whether you like it or not, my best friend (who is also my Beautiful Girlfriend) and I still like to go on dates.\u00a0 We’ve been doing this kind of thing for 50 years now, so we’re starting to get pretty good at it. \u00a0 One of our favorite things to do is go to the drive-in.\u00a0 Yes!!\u00a0 We still have a drive-in!! Before the movie, you’ll find me at home, romantically shelling popcorn for our date. I’ve never romantically shelled popcorn before, so this would prove interesting. You see, I grow popcorn each year, and last year’s harvest is still hanging on the popcorn tree waiting to be shelled. The popcorn tree is actually a homemade coat rack that was given to us by our dear friend Mike’s father.\u00a0 He was an amazing craftsman.\u00a0 This coat rack, however, has many, many dowels sticking out; so not such a good coat rack but a splendid place to tie ears of popcorn together by the husk and hang them to dry.\u00a0 Santa brought me a sheller several Christmases ago, so that provides the good excuse to get busy with the popcorn shelling in a romantic sort of way, whatever that<\/i> <\/strong>means. No YouTube video will be permitted, thank you very much.<\/p>\n

I will also be romantically popping some of this popcorn so we can bring a healthy amount of it to the movies with us. Most theaters would not permit this; but we’d be going to the Getty 4 Drive-In <\/a>you see. And if you follow that link back there (click on Getty 4 Drive-In<\/a>), you can see what’s playing.\u00a0 We were hoping to see the new Doctor Strange movie, but I think we waited too long as it’s now preceded by the Bob’s Burgers movie, and my Lovely Bride has no interest in seeing that one.<\/p>\n

We try to do this at least once each summer. Brings back fond memories of childhood. Brings back memories of our early dating years too; when we would combine a trip to the drive-in with watching the submarine races (if you don’t understand, search the interwebs). So that being said, I have one complaint about these here modern-type vehicles. They make any attempt at watching submarine races rather difficult, unless you’re a contortionist.<\/p>\n

When we were first dating, we took my father’s Ford Ranchwagon to the drive-in. It had long bench seats so me and my Honey Pie could snuggle and um… watch those submarine races. Now we have two choices of vehicles (remember? cars that work and are paid for!!): a Toyota Corolla IM, or a Toyota Sienna minivan.\u00a0 Problem for a submarine race fan like me is that stupid console that either car has between the driver and the passenger. Sheesh!! Might be able to slide over for a smooch, but that’s about it.<\/p>\n

I don’t, however, miss the speakers. They were actually still working when we first visited the Getty 4, but they’re part of drive-in history now.\u00a0 They pretty much always sounded bad; and the volume control was always touchy. No, these days they have FM stereo sound sent right to your car radio; and digital projection!! No more scratched films.<\/p>\n

But we’ll have popcorn!! With REAL BUTTER!! Oh yeah, we’re gonna party. Might even bring some fake wine (sparkling juice) (non-alcoholic) (we like it that way) (too many parentheses) (so stop<\/i><\/strong> already!!). Possibly even some chocolate!! I just don’t know!! Then we’ll head home after the movie and it will be really late outside. And after we get home… look out!! Time for bed!!<\/p>\n

And you know what that <\/i><\/strong>means, right?<\/p>\n

Sleeping!!<\/p>\n

Sheesh we’ll be tired. As we used to say when I was in the Air Force, we’ll be getting home at \u201c0:Early:30.\u201d No submarine races or other such monkey business.<\/p>\n

That’s OK. There are lots of opportunities on the horizon, and I plan to chase my Beautiful Girlfriend often.<\/p>\n

Wish me luck!!<\/p>\n

And now for the cartoon… here’s what they used to see at the drive-in!!<\/p>\n