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Well holy moley. This year has started off with much weeping and gnashing of teeth, and I don’t know about youse kids but this here<\/strong><\/em> kid is not only about to embark upon a run-on sentence, but I’m gonna repeat the Serenity Prayer at least 187 times per second, possibly for the next 3 years if necessary unless things in our world change abruptly which of course doesn’t seem likely so I guess I’ll just do that prayer I just mentioned and in case you are don’t knowing what it is I will present it to you at this time:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The courage to change the things I can,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And the wisdom to know the difference.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And then I read \/ listen to \/ watch the news and I say, “Oy yoy yoy!!” and I pray some more.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But on the other hand, I hope you have 5 fingers but even if you do not, I still love you. And because of that, I thought I’d share some very silly thoughts that came out of my brain and onto the keyboard during my work years. My work friends and I were in the IT computer universe, so the job got a bit hectic at times. In other words, stress would cause us to roll on the floor while drooling and singing songs backwards. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Those of you who know me are aware that I am often silly. Therefore, my “go-to” reaction to stress is to write nonsensical ha ha stuff. Text messaging software is a marvelous tool for “spreading the cheer,” so to speak, and by golly that’s just what I did. I sent at least one silly message a day to many of my friends, using cut-and-paste to plop my silly stuff, one text at a time, to my peers. Was this a good use of work time?? YES!! My professional opinion: if work is no fun, find another job, am I right?? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

One of my friends asked me, “Are you saving these?? You could make a book!!” So lo and behold, I made a document and started saving them. So without any further ado, I’m gonna share some with you. I’ve categorized them with a little title on each little ditty. Hope these help you stay distracted for just a little while.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

OK… here goes:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mastodons<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In prehistoric times, Neanderthals employed Mastodons plow their fields.\u00a0 However, they also learned that Mastodons only understood \u201cugga bugga,\u201d a language that never existed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Vote For Me!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In the upcoming 2026 election, I’m running for Resident of The United States.\u00a0Although I have 71 years of experience, I don’t care about the number of votes.\u00a0 Just kick in to my fund raising campaign at www.kakahead.com<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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My Cat<\/p>\n\n\n\n

By applying mustard on my cat’s eyebrows, I can feel confident his festive appearance will give him great joy among his peers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Barking At The Moon<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tonight I plan to enjoy a nice dinner of Cream of Dogfood Soup with a grilled Kibbles ‘n Bits sandwich.  All this will precede a raucous 3 hour session of barking at the moon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Mustard<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Not sure who the culprit is so I’m asking everyone:  please stop substituting my mustard with the Purple Sludge.  The fridge is starting to vibrate between 2 and 3:37 AM.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Shrimp<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tomorrow’s breakfast:  Please prepare some shrimp on the half shell with a side dish of deep fried moth tongues.  I’ll wash it down with a nice avocado \/ eggplant smoothie; after which I’ll run for the men’s room.  Thank you!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Noodles<\/p>\n\n\n\n

None of my noodles fizz anymore.  Therefore, I have concluded that my pasta harvesting rake is defective.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Growing Hair<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I’ve decided to grow my hair out of follicles instead of pulling it out of those tiny access hole thingies.\u00a0 Besides, everyone knows that chocolate does not grow on fleas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Raisin Bran<\/p>\n\n\n\n

My least favorite food additive is carbon fiber monoxide.\u00a0 It’s supposed to keep me “regular,” but it\u2019s made by filtering auto exhaust through a bowl of raisin bran.\u00a0 It’s also illegal to make this product everywhere except on the subtropical island of Okka Pitoo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Used Muffins<\/p>\n\n\n\n

During my retirement I may need some supplemental income.\u00a0 I will have used muffins for sale by the pound.\u00a0 These are multipurpose:\u00a0 serve them to your least favorite people or add them to the soil in flowerbeds or beneath shrubs (not recommended in the vegetable garden).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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And last but probably also least…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Happy Friday<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Happy Friday!!  May your ears enjoy delicious flavors; and may your nostrils flutter softly in the breeze.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Peace, Love, and Hugs,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kenny<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Well I hope that helped. Just to make sure, here comes a silly cartoon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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