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I’ve been very busy thinking about the world and all its problems. In doing so, I’ve become increasingly aware that I cannot solve much… but what I can<\/strong><\/em> do is try the very best I can to improve the environment I find myself in at any given time. I try to be kind and loving to every soul I meet. I also do my best to respect Mother Nature. So anyway I feel I’ve learned a few things over the years; and have gathered some words of wisdom I wish to present to you at this time for your reading pleasure.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I may have made some of these up…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

0!) First rule: don’t sweat the small stuff. Second rule: Everything is small stuff.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

z) Don’t sweat the petty things, and don’t pet the sweaty things.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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    L) You can pick radishes before they are ripe, and they will still be red.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    6) I’ve learned to be grateful for my big nose… it keeps my feet dry when it rains.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    @) If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If life gives you peaches, make applesauce.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    14) Listen… do you smell something?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    8x) I keep my snacks in folders so I can organize them according to calorie content.\u00a0 However, some snacks are not easily folded.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    &) Some Of The Most Delicious Snacks In The Previous Entry Item (8x) Are Capitalized To Enhance Their Complete Lack Of Nutritional Value.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Bu) Only the best Yo Vonkeny may be stored under the Mizzlepop Trees.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    r9) I really need to quit stuffing donuts in my ears. But they are so soft!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Woo) My window snakes can’t jump anymore; but on a scale of 1 to 34 it smells like root beer is my favorite color of the alphabet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    And finally, that age-old proclamation of mine:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    It’s always better to be you than for you to be me; and although you can count to it, EIGHT<\/strong><\/u><\/em> is a word.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Thank you for enduring this horribly inflammable laundry hallucination. May you always be cheerful and incredibly crinkly during your remaining Earth years.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    I’m going back to bed now, but not until after the video.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Sincerely But Inexpensively Yours,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Halvert Bonklesnorts
    Inventor of Dead Trees<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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