{"id":618,"date":"2022-04-01T23:16:00","date_gmt":"2022-04-02T03:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kakahead.com\/?p=618"},"modified":"2022-04-01T23:16:45","modified_gmt":"2022-04-02T03:16:45","slug":"linguini-on-parade","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kakahead.com\/?p=618","title":{"rendered":"Linguini On Parade"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hello My Fellow Pastrami Crinklers,<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

This is to inform none of you that all new banana recipes should be turned in to the Front Sniffing Room before 12:47 p.m. on Tuesday, August 72, 19127. This is to ensure the cranial vibration machines will be well coagulated prior to sailing off to Monster Island.<\/p>\n

None of you may remember \u201cThe Hatchling Song;\u201d the words of which were “stolen” by Gus Parbnackle during the Second Coat Hanger Revolt of 1924.<\/p>\n

This enjoyable malady has been renewed during the last 28 microseconds and is now sung to the tune of “Inna Gadda Da Vida”:<\/p>\n

Guess who barfed on my shoes today<\/b><\/i><\/span>
\nDo dah, do dah<\/b><\/i><\/span>
\nHatchlings shouldn’t act this way<\/b><\/i><\/span>
\nOh do dah day…<\/b><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

Some may proclaim, \u201chey, that looks like it should be sung to the tune of ‘Camptown Races!!’ \u201d Well of course those who find that line of dingle berries fuzzy and warm will never be successful at launching pickles with catapults. No, rather they will wander aimlessly over hill and dale; squandering what was left of my 2nd<\/sup> grade lunch money. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

I’d like a refund yesterday or the year before if you please.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

If you find it necessary to rekindle the spirit which is found to be both blue and wormy; please run directly to your neighbors and ask them to return the crescent wrench your uncle borrowed shortly before dinner last Wednesday morning. Perhaps they are unaware that even inanimate objects yearn for their homeland; which is exactly why we intend to bury all wrenches back into the iron mines from whence they originated.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

In summary, I must remind you not to rub sandpaper inside your mucous membranes. Fortunately, that practice has been abandoned long ago due to the over abundance of spaghetti in water fountains made by Mattel. Additionally, please stop putting duct tape sticky side up on my favorite Loaf Toasting Chair. I’ve been mocked numerous times during my grocery store excursions that followed some nice Loaf Toasting Sessions. If you Are Willing to comply with My Duct Tape Restraint Request (DTRR); I’ll also Be Willing to Cease the Use of Grammatically incorrect CapiTalization (UGIC).<\/p>\n

MayBe. If I fEel liKe it. OK MaybE noT.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

(FOOP).<\/p>\n

Thank you for being who you are. After all, if you weren’t you, you wouldn’t be. That would be very confusing to you now wouldn’t it??<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

My toes look like morel mushrooms again!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Happy Bozo Express,<\/p>\n

Zibnick G. Amplegrane
\na.k.a. “Monty the Moth Rancher”<\/p>\n

Without any further ado, here be this week’s cartoon.\u00a0 Gotta love Betty!!\u00a0 This one’s from The Internet Archive, so the player’s a bit weird.\u00a0 After opening, click on the arrows in the bottom right corner to view it full screen.\u00a0\u00a0 Below the cartoon is a link to a rather silly song sent to me by a friend… never heard this one before and it shows that Bob Dylan has a sense of humor.<\/p>\n