{"id":682,"date":"2016-12-16T23:18:41","date_gmt":"2016-12-17T04:18:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kakahead.com\/?p=682"},"modified":"2016-12-16T23:18:41","modified_gmt":"2016-12-17T04:18:41","slug":"thank-you-siri-please-forgive-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kakahead.com\/?p=682","title":{"rendered":"Thank You Siri; Please Forgive Me!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

So there I was, 36,000 feet in the air, inside a plane, with no parachute, on my way to Allentown, Pennsylvania, traveling for work, and now I’m making a sentence that’s not only way too long but also has too many participles and perhaps even gerunds (gerunds??)<\/strong><\/em>; and of course I kept maps that I printed from the Googling of Directions, which is probably not really a proper thing but lots of people say it, and although I had all these printed maps with directions they were of little use to me because I didn’t memorize them and so I cried out for Siri.<\/p>\n

It was already dark outside when I finally got to the rental car. Even though I had printed directions with maps; it would have been rather difficult at best to follow them without having an accident. I needed help fast, so with blind faith I started talking to Siri.<\/p>\n

\u201cSiri,\u201d I said to my iPhone thing, \u201cI need directions to 4100 West Rock Road.\u201d Being the obedient techno-servant that she is, Siri commenced to getting the directions. All I had to do was press the green \u201cGo\u201d button on the phone (while parked of course) (I’m too young to die) and she started telling me where to go. It was the first time I ever tried it, and it only happened because I saw people on the Television Thing talk to their iPhone things in a similar manner. So God bless her, Siri started telling me where to go with step by step instructions. I’m sort of used to having people tell me where to go, so this wasn’t difficult (ha ha, I make joking there).<\/p>\n

For the most part, she did a wonderful job!! Although there were three small drawbacks: 1) Siri’s activity was very demanding of my phone’s battery power, L) once she tried to take me to a place that wasn’t there (invisible maybe?), and $) there was one instance where she wanted to drag me where I didn’t want to go. I can understand the drain on the battery; I’m sure a lot is going on in the iPhone Computer Brain Thing so that consumes energy. However, there was one instance in the wee hours of yesterday morning when I was on my way back to the airport. Siri was rattling off directions as I drove through all the serpentine, hilly back roads of the Pennsylvania countryside. We came to an area where she blurted out, \u201cturn left on Penn Avenue.\u201d I saw no Penn Avenue. She said it again, but she didn’t realize I’m not much of a morning person; especially at 3:45 AM. I scolded her thusly: \u201cthere’s no Penn Avenue you stupid farblejink!!\u201d Well, OK, I may have really<\/strong><\/em> called her a different name using vernacular that refers to a female dog.<\/p>\n

Then she wanted me to take a route to the airport that I knew involved a toll road. \u201cNo thank you,\u201d I snarled, and I stayed on I-78 a bit longer. In spite of my rudeness she simply adjusted the route and told me where to go again, this time with a route that had no tolls. Such a nice robot lady!!<\/p>\n

My professional path has brought me into a job in computer support; so one would think I would have abandoned printed maps long ago. Well although I’m very grateful to Siri for preventing me from getting lost in a strange land, when I travel for fun my navigation is much more primitive. I often use a combination of printed maps, a Rand McNally Road Atlas, and the compass in my car. Sure, Siri makes getting from point A to point B pretty easy… I didn’t really have to think. The only drawback is that I didn’t really learn the lay of the land. I merely learned how to get to places by following orders.<\/p>\n

Well speaking of taking orders, I bet Santa is working overtime trying to get HIS orders filled…<\/p>\n