Since my face and earlobes are enduring more stress than usual, I’ve decided to use this week’s post to be a little extra silly by encribbling all of you with some gibberishness that may or may not make you smile; but I hope perhaps I will smile at the thoughts of my finger typings and contributing even more to the length of this run-on sentence.
Yes, thank you.
So without further ado doo, I hereby emit particles of important flavors that will stick to your nostrils like the very highest quality chicken gizzards. In spite of all that and in spit of everything else, I will therefore list all these vitally symphonic monster blurbs in alphanumeric / chronological / symbolic order, beginning with:
A) Gravy – Gravy in my armpits, syrup on my knees, buckets full of macaroni hanging from the trees. Images of all these things will stick inside my head. Hope I have a different dream when I go back to bed.
R. Flavor Nostrils – I’m thinking I should not have licked those 13 utility poles the other day. I’m feeling a bit wibbly in my flavor nostrils.
7> Usage – Have you ever replied to a question with obscure usage of words? Neither am I!! Yes I don’t!! What color does that mean? Avacado.
g% Toe Cheese – Some of the best cheese I’ve ever eaten was not found between my toes. However, if I could learn to play guitar with my feet I could invite my musician friends to a Toe Jam.
X~ Super Sauce – I intend to inoculate my lunches with Super Sauce so I may become faster than a speeding building and be able to leap tall bullets in a single bound. After I eat I’ll probably take a nice nap.
72! Continuity – Sometimes my eyes feel like taking a little walk around the block. Other times they just stay inside my head bone. I much prefer the head bone eyeball continuity status if that’s OK with you.
111. Stuffing – I really need to quit stuffing donuts in my ears. But they are so soft!!
3B3, Snacks – Some Of The Most Delicious Snacks Are Capitalized To Enhance Their Complete Lack Of Nutritional Value.
1L+ Toothpaste – I smear toothpaste on my eyebrows almost every other day. When friends walk by and see me, they ask “Hey, are you OK?”
2D2D: Fizz – Now that I’m getting good at being retired, it’s high time I launched my new invention: The FizzPhone. This marvelous device cleans the user’s ears during conversations. It can be set for various intervals (24 hours, weekly, monthly); and I’ll be working on a “Turbo” mode that will get even the most stubborn gucka-maroo out of your ear canal.
F00! Snack Storage – I’ve decided to keep my snacks in folders so I can organize them according to calorie content. However, some snacks are not easily folded.
And finally but also last…
U14. Please – I would like to take this opportunity to urge you to please have a Happy Merry and a Joyful Wonderful. Personally, I’m very much looking forward to the Cream of Mustard Celery Toppings and the Dead Snake Surprise desserts!! Oh and the holidays should be fun too…
Well my friends, if you’ve read this far, you may have needed some silliness as much as I do. Please know that I am eager for all of you to be happy, content, OK, or at least grateful. And as I’ve said many times before, “It’s better to be you than for you to be me, and although you can count to it, eight is a word.
Peace, Love, and Hugs,
Kenny